Claudia, known as Claudie The Hottie With The Body. Well, at least to all the minions in my basement. 16 year old girl but I sound more like a lecherous old man. I be eatin nuggz and practicin' my swagguh.
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Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.
let’s get married now please & thank you
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| Dad: | Did you send in all the info you need for your passport? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yeah, why? |
| Dad: | We found a sticky note you wrote to yourself that said, 'Hey motherfucker, send your name change information to the passport fairies or I will end you.' I just thought I'd follow up. |
BIGGEST GPOY
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one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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